My Bushmaster AR x15 back in my lap.....

...After 10 unsafe and miserable years, we can all get our semi-automatic rifles back. The outdated ban on semi auto rifles is finally expired. I mean get them where they should be: ready for use on a moment's notice. Mine will fire about 15 slugs of lead in less than three seconds. I could stop anyone from doing anything I felt threatened with. Please keep in mind, this gun is for protection only. Guns dont kill people, people kill people. Right? I wont use this gun unless I must. A stranger in my garage or back yard.....I also have a 850 horsepower dodge viper with a giant V10 engine it it. You know the one. But I wont go over 55 mph because thats the law.....

How about national budget deficit....

...Tim Adams, the policy director of President Bush's electoral campaign, said that a downgrade in the 2004 deficit forecast (think about "deficit forecast") showed that the government's economic policies were working.
"The $56bn (bn stands for BILLION) decrease in the deficit projection today is a sign of the economic growth that is a result of President Bush's leadership on tax relief," he said.
But Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry criticised the government's failure to rein in "out of control" spending.
"Only George W Bush could celebrate over a record budget deficit of $422bn," he said in a statement.
The CBO said the upward revision to the 10-year budget gap partly reflected higher anticipated defence spending.
The US public finances have swung from hefty surpluses to large deficits since President Bush took office.
The White House blames the 2001 recession and the cost of the war on terror(right, George).
But President Bush's critics argue that the deficits have also been swollen by a round of tax cuts which benefit only the rich.
They argue that the government's deteriorating finances threaten spending on social welfare and healthcare for the elderly.
Analysts say the budget deficits will grow by more than forecast over the next 10 years if President Bush wins a second term and extends his tax cuts, as he has pledged to do......We wont have to pay for this deficit. It's simply too large, but your children's children's children will...

True Family Allegiance

....is when your younger brother helps you steal an election from a state......

Two antennas meet on a roof....

...fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but please don't start anything." 4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." 5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." 7 "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Doc says "It's Not Unusual." 8. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. 9. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 10. I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 11 . I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

The Vice President of the United States.....

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney led the Republican convention's most stinging assault against Democrat John Kerry on Wednesday, depicting him as a weak and indecisive leader who was unfit to be commander in chief. Cheney said the Massachusetts senator who is challenging Bush for the White House had "a habit of indecision" and should not be entrusted with the White House..... there's nothing like some good old fashioned mud slinging. It becomes quite special when such slinging is the product of our own vice president...What if, these people stuck to things like issues-at-hand?